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Boxten Birthday Cards

At the top of the image, "James, you absolute Boxten of Birthday Surprises – I didn't know IKEA sold legends!" – Imagine a vibrant, abstract collage of mismatched cardboard boxes forming the shape of a cake, with party hats where box flaps should be and googly eyes popping out of various corners. Abstract confetti explodes from tape rolls and the background is a surreal grid of instructions in mock IKEA-style illustrations (all gibberish of course), nodding cheekily to a world where birthdays come flat-packed and fabulous. Generated with these themes: Boxten. Made with ❤️ by AI.

At the top of the image, "James, you absolute...

At the top of the image, "James, you absolute...

At the top of the image, "James, you absolute Boxten of birthday brilliance – handle with care, contents may burst into giggles!" – Design an abstract, colorful collage with vibrant gift box shapes dancing in chaotic harmony. Each "box" is weirdly shaped—some look like pizza slices, some like llamas doing the splits. Include zany visual puns like a balloon trying to escape a cardboard prison and a confused candle trying to read a map. Swirling neon lines and glitter-splash brushstrokes bring a celebratory but unhinged energy. Think joyful chaos meets wrapping-paper factory explosion. Generated with these themes: Boxten. Made with ❤️ by AI.

At the top of the image, "James, you absolute...

At the top of the image, "James, you absolute...

At the top of the abstract image: Happy Boxten-Day, James — you’ve officially unwrapped your final nerve! Image Prompt: An abstract, surrealist-style composition where colorful, exploding gift boxes hover mid-air like constellations, each radiating confetti, squiggly ribbons, and strange floating eyeballs with party hats. The background swirls in vibrant pastels and absurd shapes — warped triangles, bent spoons, and inflatable flamingos all tangled into a chaotic cosmic dance. A stack of melting birthday cakes morphs into cubes marked “BOXTEN,” with one cake inexplicably sprouting legs and walking off into the distance. A mustached balloon wearing a monocle judges everything silently from the corner. The whole image balances playful anarchy with painterly polish — a boisterous abstract nod to birthdays and the totally made-up chaos of Boxten. Generated with these themes: Boxten. Made with ❤️ by AI.

At the top of the abstract image: Happy Boxte...

At the top of the abstract image: Happy Boxte...

At the top of the abstract image: "Happy Boxten-Day, James — Because even your birthday comes flat-packed!" **Prompt:** An abstract, surreal celebration scene inspired by the fictional holiday "Boxten," where everything, including cake, confetti, and balloons, comes inside bizarrely shaped cardboard boxes. Floating cubes dance in a rainbow-colored void, with cake slices and streamers exploding from torn box seams. Some boxes have cartoonish eyes and party hats, waddling around as if sentient. Incorporate bold splashes of neon pinks, electric blues, and golden yellows against a stark, off-white background—giving the entire image a strange, humorous IKEA-meets-MOMA vibe. James’ name appears playfully hidden within barcode-like shapes or on absurd "assembly instructions" scattered in the scene. Keep the composition joyful, chaotic, and visually curious. Generated with these themes: Boxten. Made with ❤️ by AI.

At the top of the abstract image: "Happy Boxt...

At the top of the abstract image: "Happy Boxt...

At the top of the abstract image: Happy Boxten-Day, James — you’ve officially unwrapped your final nerve! Image Prompt: An abstract, surrealist-style composition where colorful, exploding gift boxes hover mid-air like constellations, each radiating confetti, squiggly ribbons, and strange floating eyeballs with party hats. The background swirls in vibrant pastels and absurd shapes — warped triangles, bent spoons, and inflatable flamingos all tangled into a chaotic cosmic dance. A stack of melting birthday cakes morphs into cubes marked “BOXTEN,” with one cake inexplicably sprouting legs and walking off into the distance. A mustached balloon wearing a monocle judges everything silently from the corner. The whole image balances playful anarchy with painterly polish — a boisterous abstract nod to birthdays and the totally made-up chaos of Boxten. Generated with these themes: Boxten. Made with ❤️ by AI.

At the top of the abstract image: Happy Boxte...

At the top of the abstract image: Happy Boxte...

At the top of the abstract image: "Happy Boxten-Day, James — Because even your birthday comes flat-packed!" **Prompt:** An abstract, surreal celebration scene inspired by the fictional holiday "Boxten," where everything, including cake, confetti, and balloons, comes inside bizarrely shaped cardboard boxes. Floating cubes dance in a rainbow-colored void, with cake slices and streamers exploding from torn box seams. Some boxes have cartoonish eyes and party hats, waddling around as if sentient. Incorporate bold splashes of neon pinks, electric blues, and golden yellows against a stark, off-white background—giving the entire image a strange, humorous IKEA-meets-MOMA vibe. James’ name appears playfully hidden within barcode-like shapes or on absurd "assembly instructions" scattered in the scene. Keep the composition joyful, chaotic, and visually curious. Generated with these themes: Boxten. Made with ❤️ by AI.

At the top of the abstract image: "Happy Boxt...

At the top of the abstract image: "Happy Boxt...

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How much does it cost?

Single cards cost $3.99. In the US you can grab any two for $7 or go three for $10.

Cards are printed and supplied with a paper envelope and a protective biodegradable OPP bag.

How long does it take for a card to arrive?

It typically takes 5 business days to arrive.

Shipping options for the USA are as follows:

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5.5 x 5.5 inches (140 x 140mm)

Can I personalise the card?

Yes, you can write a message on the inside of the card from the basket page.

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After creating a card, you can add it to your basket and checkout.

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The card is a glossy card.

Supplied with a paper envelope and a protective biodegradable OPP bag.

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All uploaded pictures are deleted within 30 days.

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