Insulting Birthday Cards

Unleash a wave of cheeky humor with our collection of insulting birthday cards, designed to provoke laughter and a mild sense of shock. Infused with sharp wit, each card turns teasing into an art form, perfectly suited for those who appreciate a more audacious approach to celebration. Browse through our edgy array of cards that charmingly capture the bold essence of playful mockery, all wrapped up in a memorable birthday jest.

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An illustration features a group of anthropomorphic cupcakes gathered around a larger cupcake with a single candle. The cupcakes have icing smiles and party hats, and in the background, the words 'Happy Birthday' are graffitied on a wall with a slight insult tagged beneath, 'At least you're not as old as you will be next year.'
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An illustration features a group of anthropom...

An illustration features a group of anthropom...

The illustration shows a birthday scene with a group of playful animals throwing a surprise party. In the center, an owl hoists a sign that reads 'Happy Birthday, wise guy,' with smaller text below that jests, 'Still not wise enough to avoid aging.' The scene balances cuteness with a friendly, teasing insult.
Generated with these themes: insulting  .
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The illustration shows a birthday scene with ...

The illustration shows a birthday scene with ...

A whimsical drawing of a cartoon cat wearing a party hat, paws holding a banner that reads 'Happy Birthday.' The cat has a cheeky grin and is surrounded by balloons, one of which has a playful 'You're getting old!' written on it in bold letters, adding a light-hearted, insulting touch to the festive scene.
Generated with these themes: insulting  .
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A whimsical drawing of a cartoon cat wearing ...

A whimsical drawing of a cartoon cat wearing ...

A vibrant drawing depicts a fairy-tale scene with a birthday cake castle. A cartoon dragon wearing a birthday hat breathes out 'Happy Birthday' in a stream of fire above the castle, while a banner hanging on the castle wall jokingly reads, 'Too cool for Facebook reminders.' The playful jab adds a humorous, insulting element to the birthday theme.
Generated with these themes: insulting  .
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A vibrant drawing depicts a fairy-tale scene ...

A vibrant drawing depicts a fairy-tale scene ...



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