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Absurdity Birthday Cards

Send Dad a birthday card that’s wonderfully absurd, weaving porch chats, car rides, cycling jaunts, and walks into a warm celebration of his white hair and the adventures he’s lived.

Send Dad a birthday card that’s wonderfully a...

Send Dad a birthday card that’s wonderfully a...

Send a birthday card with Sicarian swagger and a splash of absurdity—epic enough to honor the day, warm enough to feel like a hug. A playful salute to friendship across galaxies, perfect for a friend who loves epic battles and cake.

Send a birthday card with Sicarian swagger an...

Send a birthday card with Sicarian swagger an...

Celebrate your husband with a birthday card that cheerfully nods to his love of target shooting and casino nights, wrapped in a wonderfully absurd wink. It’s a warm, inviting note that says you cherish him, laugh with him, and love him exactly as he is on his special day.

Celebrate your husband with a birthday card t...

Celebrate your husband with a birthday card t...

Happy Birthday to a coworker who loves the absurd: picture him sprinting across a giant stadium to score a goal against Feyenoord, as the crowd erupts in cheers, all in a shirt with narrow red-and-white stripes and black shorts.

Happy Birthday to a coworker who loves the ab...

Happy Birthday to a coworker who loves the ab...

Wish your coworker a birthday with a wonderfully absurd scene: a massive stadium, him sprinting across the field to score as the crowd cheers, facing Feyenoord in a narrow red-and-white striped shirt and black shorts. No text on the card keeps the moment pure and celebratory.

Wish your coworker a birthday with a wonderfu...

Wish your coworker a birthday with a wonderfu...

Surprise your husband with a birthday that’s joyfully absurd. Two sunny yellow labradors crown a 33-candle cake while a space-marine guitarist, a drum-beating hot dog, and squigs spin a playful backdrop of chow mein, chilli con carne, and fish and chips—crafted to celebrate him with laughter and love.

Surprise your husband with a birthday that’s ...

Surprise your husband with a birthday that’s ...

Send a birthday hug with out-of-this-world whimsy—the perfect blend of aliens, ghosts, and Bigfoot in a delightfully absurd card for a friend who loves a good mystery. Warm, playful, and sure to brighten their day with a big, goofy smile.

Send a birthday hug with out-of-this-world wh...

Send a birthday hug with out-of-this-world wh...

Send a warm, delightfully absurd birthday wish for your friend, inspired by Ruby's loves—shopping, surfing, coffee, and snowboarding. It's the perfect way to celebrate their big day with laughter, warmth, and a wink.

Send a warm, delightfully absurd birthday wis...

Send a warm, delightfully absurd birthday wis...

Whimsically absurd and heartwarming, this birthday card for mom brings playful cats and loving wishes into one joyful celebration. It’s the perfect nudge to make her day feel warm, cherished, and delightfully silly.

Whimsically absurd and heartwarming, this bir...

Whimsically absurd and heartwarming, this bir...

A wonderfully absurd birthday card for your daughter, blending Jinx-inspired whimsy with Nirvana and Lana Del Rey vibes and the cozy charm of tabby and black cats.

A wonderfully absurd birthday card for your d...

A wonderfully absurd birthday card for your d...

Happy Birthday to a friend who rules their own quirky kingdom—this card turns a day into a delightfully absurd quest. May your year ahead be filled with legendary moments, big laughs, and glorious deliverance from the ordinary.

Happy Birthday to a friend who rules their ow...

Happy Birthday to a friend who rules their ow...

Happy Birthday, son—may your day be as bold as a jiu-jitsu roll, as adventurous as a passport-stamped journey, and as warm as a labrador's wag with cats and cycling in the breeze. Here’s to a year filled with tasty meals, hero moments straight out of war films, and plenty of Arnold-style humor to keep things wonderfully absurd.

Happy Birthday, son—may your day be as bold a...

Happy Birthday, son—may your day be as bold a...

Celebrate Dad with a birthday card that rocks punk-rock swagger and bass-line love for the hero who’s an all-around great man. Absurd, warm, and utterly charming, it sends a message that you’re cherished, legendary, and totally deserving of a day that rocks.

Celebrate Dad with a birthday card that rocks...

Celebrate Dad with a birthday card that rocks...

Happy birthday to a daughter who scoops goals on the national ball hockey team, whips up delicious meals, and adores her loyal lurcher. May your day be wonderfully absurd—full of laughter, tasty treats, and wagging tails by your side.

Happy birthday to a daughter who scoops goals...

Happy birthday to a daughter who scoops goals...

Happy Birthday to my son—this card blends the gentle strum of an acoustic guitar with the hopeful growth of plants in a warmly absurd celebration. May your day be filled with melody, growing dreams, and all the love you deserve.

Happy Birthday to my son—this card blends the...

Happy Birthday to my son—this card blends the...

Happy Birthday to my wonderfully weird friend. May your day be a splash of sea, a sunny courtyard garden, and a tabby cat perched beside you as you read, write, and drum your way through a delightfully absurd year.

Happy Birthday to my wonderfully weird friend...

Happy Birthday to my wonderfully weird friend...

Wishing my wonderful sibling a birthday that's wonderfully absurd—Sheffield United cheers, Guinness toasts, holiday mischief, late-night computer games, and zombie-sized laughs.

Wishing my wonderful sibling a birthday that'...

Wishing my wonderful sibling a birthday that'...

Send a warm, wonderfully absurd birthday wish to a friend with a cheeky nod to baked beans, a dapper Coldstream Guard, and a sparkling car wash. It’s playful, heartfelt, and perfectly timed for a laugh-filled celebration.

Send a warm, wonderfully absurd birthday wish...

Send a warm, wonderfully absurd birthday wish...

Send a birthday hug wrapped in whimsy with this card—featuring a light-blond, mid-length-haired friend, two grey tabby cats, and a ski-loving chorus of black chickens. Warm, playful, and wonderfully absurd, it’s the perfect note to celebrate a dear friend on their special day.

Send a birthday hug wrapped in whimsy with th...

Send a birthday hug wrapped in whimsy with th...

Send this delightfully absurd birthday card to your friend, blending tall burgers, Disney whimsy, a wagging Labrador, a touch of Wales, and a splash of horror-movie fun. Warm, playful, and perfect for celebrating another year of friendship and laughter.

Send this delightfully absurd birthday card t...

Send this delightfully absurd birthday card t...

Happy birthday to a rock‑and‑roll loving Harley rider who can jive with the best of them—may your day be wonderfully absurd and your year ride on with bold, joyful adventures. Here’s to you, a friend who turns every moment into an epic encore.

Happy birthday to a rock‑and‑roll loving Harl...

Happy birthday to a rock‑and‑roll loving Harl...

Send your friend a birthday hug in a card that’s deliciously absurd—a merry mash-up of beer, martinis, beautiful women, and wild stories from the slopes and the water. Warm, cheeky, and utterly celebratory, it invites laughter, love, and a day you both won’t forget.

Send your friend a birthday hug in a card tha...

Send your friend a birthday hug in a card tha...

Birthday cheers to my son—the train-engineer who loves DIY, shares a rum with the crew, and brightens our family. From a proud dad and a pretty wife, may your day be wonderfully absurd and full of love across every mile.

Birthday cheers to my son—the train-engineer ...

Birthday cheers to my son—the train-engineer ...

Celebrate their birthday with a playful wink—the card features the message "You're such a wonderful person" in a delightfully absurd, heartwarming style. Warm, cheeky, and ready to send to someone who deserves a bright moment today.

Celebrate their birthday with a playful wink—...

Celebrate their birthday with a playful wink—...

Happy Birthday to a friend who geeks out on CS2, TF2, SCP, and 32 GB of Trident Skill RAM. May your day be wonderfully absurd, warm, and full of adventures you love.

Happy Birthday to a friend who geeks out on C...

Happy Birthday to a friend who geeks out on C...

Celebrate your friend's birthday with a delightfully absurd twist—birds doing yoga form Sully’s name in a playful salute to your friendship. Warm, whimsical, and sure to bring a smile on their special day.

Celebrate your friend's birthday with a delig...

Celebrate your friend's birthday with a delig...

Perfect for a friend who chases cool birds and masters yoga poses, this birthday card blends playful absurdity with warm heart. It’s a lighthearted, affectionate nudge to celebrate another amazing year together.

Perfect for a friend who chases cool birds an...

Perfect for a friend who chases cool birds an...

Delightfully absurd and warmly heartfelt, this birthday card for your son nods to a Volvo 940 and is sure to spark a smile and a hug.

Delightfully absurd and warmly heartfelt, thi...

Delightfully absurd and warmly heartfelt, thi...

Birthday card for Dad that playfully blends wine, car-sales swagger, and football fever into one wonderfully absurd celebration of you. Send it to warm his day with laughter and love.

Birthday card for Dad that playfully blends w...

Birthday card for Dad that playfully blends w...

To the brother whose life is one outrageous story after another—funny, a little clueless, unapologetically blunt, and forever tired—this birthday card celebrates your wonderfully absurd chaos. Here’s to you and the laugh-out-loud moments only you could deliver on your special day.

To the brother whose life is one outrageous s...

To the brother whose life is one outrageous s...

Happy 40th, Ben! This delightfully absurd, gothic War Hammer–inspired card is the perfect way to celebrate your son turning forty with warm, heroic whimsy.

Happy 40th, Ben! This delightfully absurd, go...

Happy 40th, Ben! This delightfully absurd, go...

To my wife—the Best Nana Ever—on your birthday, this card sends you all the love with a dash of glorious absurdity. A warm, cheeky tribute to the woman who fills our days with laughter and makes our family shine.

To my wife—the Best Nana Ever—on your birthda...

To my wife—the Best Nana Ever—on your birthda...

Happy birthday to a friend who loves a good absurd moment—the kind of incredible gassy giggle that makes their day brighter. Warm, playful, and delightfully offbeat, this card is perfect for sending a goofy smile and a little extra joy.

Happy birthday to a friend who loves a good a...

Happy birthday to a friend who loves a good a...

Wish your wonderfully absurd birthday friend a day as breezy and cheeky as she is—cruise-loving, cheese-obsessed, and plotting an Australia adventure, with a wink that she looks like the new Archbishop of Canterbury (acid reflux and all). A warm, playful note that invites smiles and celebration.

Wish your wonderfully absurd birthday friend ...

Wish your wonderfully absurd birthday friend ...

Send a birthday wish that fuses wrestling bravado, football fever, and a Titanic-scale splash of absurd joy—the perfect, warm note for anyone who loves bigger-than-life celebrations.

Send a birthday wish that fuses wrestling bra...

Send a birthday wish that fuses wrestling bra...

Warm and whimsical, this birthday card is perfect for your son, celebrating his love of tree skiing and playful journeys—from Belarus to Poland and the mythical land of Dranaki—with a dash of absurd whimsy. Send it to light up his day with laughter, love, and a heartfelt birthday hug.

Warm and whimsical, this birthday card is per...

Warm and whimsical, this birthday card is per...

Birthday joy with a dash of whimsy: he and his sister play ping-pong on a grass-like living room floor, the park right there in the room, with a freudian couch beside the table and a HiFi that makes life feel wonderfully absurd. A warm, playful note to send to a beloved sibling.

Birthday joy with a dash of whimsy: he and hi...

Birthday joy with a dash of whimsy: he and hi...

Send a birthday hug wrapped in whimsy with this delightfully absurd card—a playful mashup of steampunk gears, crows, shrimps, Five Nights of Freddie Bear, cats, mice, dragons, and The One Ups that’s perfect for cheering a friend who loves quirky adventures.

Send a birthday hug wrapped in whimsy with th...

Send a birthday hug wrapped in whimsy with th...

Celebrate your friend's birthday with a dash of whimsy and a wink of absurdity—this card features a cat delightfully digging into mashed potatoes, sure to spark a smile. It’s the perfect playful nudge that says you treasure your quirky, wonderful friendship.

Celebrate your friend's birthday with a dash ...

Celebrate your friend's birthday with a dash ...

Send birthday cheer with a river-rambunctious twist—a card that pairs bass-catching bravado with riverbank whimsy for a delightfully absurd celebration. May their day drift with warm smiles, laughter, and memories that run as deep as the current.

Send birthday cheer with a river-rambunctious...

Send birthday cheer with a river-rambunctious...

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Frequently Asked Questions


How much does it cost?

Single cards cost $3.99. In the US you can grab any two for $7 or go three for $10.

Cards are printed and supplied with a paper envelope and a protective biodegradable OPP bag.

How long does it take for a card to arrive?

It typically takes 5 business days to arrive.

Shipping options for the USA are as follows:

OptionCourierPrice
Standard (5-12 business days)N/A$4.99
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What size is the card?

5.5 x 5.5 inches (140 x 140mm)

Can I personalise the card?

Yes, you can write a message on the inside of the card from the basket page.

How do I send a card?

After creating a card, you can add it to your basket and checkout.

What quality is the card?

The card is a glossy card.

Supplied with a paper envelope and a protective biodegradable OPP bag.

What happens to my pictures after uploading?

All uploaded pictures are deleted within 30 days.

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Contains no animal products.

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Can be recycled.

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